LIZARD GUARD

AT THE GATES OF THE CASTLE BENEATH THE SEA, THERE STANDS A LONE GUARD, (WHY ALL THE LIZARDS?) RANTING TO HIMSELF ABOUT WHAT A LOUSY JOB HE HAS. FOR TUBES, IT QUICKLY BECOMES CLEAR, THIS GUY KNOWS NOTHING, AND HE ISN’T REALLY GUARDING ANYTHING. BEST NOT INTERRUPT HIM...