WELL, HELLO. LUCKY YOU. IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE STUMBLED ACROSS A  BOOTLEG PAGE CHOCK-FULL OF BITS AND PIECES OF MY ADVENTURE!   IF, BY CHANCE D. D. MALONE COMES KNOCKING AND ASKING QUESTIONS, JUST GIVE HIM A COMIC BOOK, HE’LL BE FINE. DON’T FORGET TO CHECK BACK! WHEN YOU REMEMBER (WHICH SHOULD BE ALL THE TIME)  BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT NEW EYE-CANDY MIGHT DAZZLE YOU!

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